Slowest dwarf ever. by Orkel

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For some reason this guy walks immensely slow, even with no injures and "agile" status. Compare his speed to the other dwarves, most of which are average in agility.

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Submitted by: Kami - 2009-06-26


Submitted by: Orkel - 2009-06-26

None at all. He's originally a jeweler, but I've removed all of his jobs except cleaning (his current profession) because he's such a slow fuck that any other dwarf can do everything he can multiple times faster.

Submitted by: Fire Imp - 2009-06-26

I thought he was going to starve to death just walking to the stockpile.

Submitted by: Jax - 2009-06-26

Maybe he was cleaning on the way. OCD like, cleaning his footprints.

Submitted by: mata_kuka - 2009-07-01

He may be too sober. Not drinking makes them work slower, I imagine they could also walk VERY careful when the mountain suddenly is NOT moving anymore

Submitted by: Orkel - 2009-07-06

He has never drunk any water, only booze, and was slow from the moment he arrived as a migrant.


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