Failicide by vix0r

Movie Description:

One of my militia men got depressed and flung himself into my new moat. After letting him wallow for a while, I dug a staircase so my pallbearers could haul his carcass out when he was done dying.

Given the option of laying quietly down to die and repeatedly attempting to end his life, though, this dwarf chooses the latter.


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Submitted by: BlackrayJack - 2008-06-11

My God. Toady has added a perfect emo kid suicide attempt simulator in DF! Will wonders never cease?

Submitted by: vix0r - 2008-06-17

The best part was that as soon as I finished the movie and unpaused, he took one step (onto the stairs) and promptly died.

Good show.

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