1 vs SoF Pits by Drunken_Gun

Movie Description:

Here's a silly human interest movie.

Question: How many spirits of fire can one uber legendary hammer dwarf slay on his own? This is a hammer dwarf that has been sparring for around 15 years. This is a hammer dwarf who killed a dragon with one strike of his silver sparring hammer and who would have done the same to the titan if he hadn't insisted on breaking the titans toes and and legs first. This a dwarf now equipped entirely in masterwork adamantine (at least those pieces that aren't artfact adamantine), most aptly an artifact adamantine platemail dubbed "Holdclimate". Surely that was forged specifically to battle the fiery horrors?

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Submitted by: Mechanoid - 2008-11-24

He was doing pretty well until he burnt to a crisp.

Cooked dorf in a adamantine container, any one?

Submitted by: Emeralddragon2 - 2008-11-24

Parched yes? The shame of families? haHHAha, I could go for a drink.

Submitted by: Drunken_Gun - 2008-11-25

The picture on that shield is actually that hammerdwarf himself striking down the adamantine queen after she went berserk (I forgot to mark show history when I changed the init to make the display smaller for this movie). I really like that shield.

Submitted by: banna - 2008-11-26

If only he were a legendary +5 shield user.

Submitted by: Shad0wyone - 2009-04-09

Um, Yara Geniusteaches the Strategic Oracle of Brains? That name is strange, the random name generator made something that slightly makes sense!

Submitted by: Sarcophilus - 2009-11-19

Considering he was a legendary comedian I wonder what his last words were.

Submitted by: apple - 2009-12-03



Do you only see a blank space instead of a play button?