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You see folks, this is how magma forges should be made. None of this minimalist only have a hole where the forge is. Make a lake and situate the forges on the edges. That's how you make a forge.
That magma lake makes me proud, Toony. I told myself I would not cry...
Huzzah for another fortress based around a magma pipe! I always love these.
Good job, good sir. Good job.
I... I think I might cry.
You know, if you have channels on the sides you can save a bunch of those ballista arrows.
Also, legendary siege operators? Madness! What is the quality of the siege parts?
So I open the map, and I see the description "That's a lot of blood." Now note the map opens to a hill, so I was searching the map for the entrance. Then I found a spot of blood and followed it.
After admiring that fine pile of corpses, I noticed purple blood. Bwa?
Oh, the time this will save. I wanted to get one of those automated hotkey things, but they always appear to have complex coding I'm too lazy to work with. This I could do easily. Why, I've made maps in paint before!
I can see no way this can fail hilariously.
*Sees bin POI*
I'm so damn proud of this fortress. We have condensed Boatmurdered into a single embark square. Our engineering projects are tripping over eachother. Our deathtraps cannot function without taking down a couple dwarves. The ground around these lands is littered with ash, decayed weapons and armor and corpses. A tower into she sky begins as stone, then moves onto glass and metals because they are more abundant. Below dwarves move up staircases around a half-filled magma pipe, building structures inside the obsidian case in a mocking tone to the very earth itself. The walls all around them carry the threat of magma and aquifers. There are even rumors of a demon dwelling inside the pit, driving the occupants mad.
Gentlemen, I shall salute you all when this falls.
Warning, this room is made entirely of the splatter zone.
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::shrug:: I guess I didn't need this space after all!